Kimbo Slice Got "Knocked the Fuck out!" (c) Chris Tucker in 15 seconds!

Yo, Last night I had one of those WTF moments watching the tube... first le me make clear that I don't follow MMA, I really prefer Boxing (holla at yo boy Hanna Gabriels, let me take you out on a date, I can be your punching bag)... but I was flipping channels up to CBS and found that the Main event of the evening for the MMA program was about to start and to my surprise it involved Internet sensation Kimbo Slice and I had already seen the fame Kimbo made on the internet... So I got curious... as the fight started, I couldn't help thinking: "wouldn't it be funny if kimbo got knoc..." I could finish my thought... the fight had been stopped.
Anyways, there is really so much been said about this fight... First Kimbo's opponent was a replacement the real cat that was supposed to fight Kimbo was disqualified due to injury. So they picked the fruitiest looking one of the locker room and marched him to get "slaughtered" by Slice... well, that went well (said the CBS execs when Slice was in the ground)
Second, What the FUCK was up with Kimbo's postfight interview?
Third LMAO @ the white announcers crying of the top of his lungs ROCKY! ROCKY!, give me a fucking break... The guy, Fruity as he may look is a former Karate Champion, Kimbo is a street brawler, sure he looks mean as fuck, but is not like it was Kimbo against Dreads all over again, in my opinion on a cage with different sets of rules... Kimbo was the underdog
Fourth, I really can't make an educated on a sport I really don't quite get... But what is really funny is how the critics and columnists are jumping on the band wagon to comment and basically kick Kimbo while he's down, calling him a charade and a hoax
And all I can hear in my head is Smokey saying: