Daddy Yankee is fucking nuts (what else is new?)

Yo among blogging here, and seaching the web for Security Cam Porn and peeping the latest Cricket scores... I also peep this website called Cracked Granted they are not much of hiphop site, but most of the times their articles are mad funny... but what caught my eye this time is the following article I will like to share with you, aptly titled "The 5 Most Clearly Insane Public Figures Endorsing McCain" among the regular rightwing nutjobs number four is our beloved (Yes, is a sarcasm I HATE THE MUHFUCKA) Daddy Yankee here is the excerpt of the article (yes it's a bit long but funny):
#4.Daddy Yankee
The Endorsement:

If there’s a voting block McCain’s got trouble with aside from the religious right, it’s kids. Let’s face facts: any effort he makes to appear “cool” to today’s youth is just going to come off looking like the “rappin’ grandma” from The Wedding Singer. Luckily, kids vote about as often as they pilot experimental aircraft, so there’s not a whole lot of danger to alienating them.

But who knows? Today’s kids are slightly more politically active than their forebears, thanks to things like The Daily Show and Colbert Report, and even this new Rock the Vote thing might have some effect. So if there’s a chance to steal away Barack’s precious urban youth votes with a bold, spicy celebrity endorsement, why not take it?

After all, Daddy Yankee’s been vocally in favor of McCain. He’s Peurto Rican, which could help out in the crucial state of Florida. And he’s got “Yankee” right in his name, which can’t hurt either. Yep, seems like an easy win.

The Strings:

It turns out Daddy Yankee is a reggaeton artist. And before you ask, no, we’ve never heard of it either, John (but that doesn’t mean you’re not out of touch with today’s youth).

And while there’s nothing wrong with that, per se, there is a certain risk in alienating your core voting group. Believe me, there aren’t a lot of stolid, fiscally responsible war veterans who groove out to “La Zona de Gangstas (feat. Snoop Dogg).” And the few that there are are already voting Green Party, on the mistaken assumption that it’s the party that wants to legalize pot.

Yeah, there’s no real way to take this guy’s endorsement without looking like a pandering, painfully awkward old white guy. Especially once Snoop kicks in with his dope rhymes (around 2:00, for you fellow Snoop fans–right after the video equates a crucifix to an assault rifle).


Best to just let him be on his way, and keep your dignity intact.

How He Handled It:

By introducing him at a High School and then stomping and clapping arrhythmically to “La Gasolina,” a song about how this one girl can’t get enough cum. Really, she just loves the stuff.

It’s a poignant reminder of the tough financial times we’re in that several of the students whose Spanish was a little shaky immediately ran to their cars and began masturbating into their gas tanks.

How He Should Have Handled It:

There’s nothing wrong with a gun-toting, gas mask-wearing, barbed wire tattoo-sporting Puerto Rican gangsta rapper endorsing you. In fact, it’s kind of cool, as long as you never mention it, act like you don’t know about it, and avoid eye contact with him whenever you’re in the same room.

Because otherwise, you might as well just put on a day-glo hat, flava flav clock and old person sunglasses, because you’re already way past trying too hard and into the realm of dignity pulling your pants down and running away giggling. You’re going to need a political heavy-hitter to recover from that kind of ego-bruise, and luckily, I know just where to find one … or two.

If you want to know wich are the other 4 fuck jobs endorsing McCain click here